baby weight loss reasons
So first up, before we get into this, I should do a little disclaimer. I have had sleep problems since I can remember. Sleep problems that I will save for another time, and thankfully are much improved now, but sleep problems nonetheless. At night time, it would appear that I save up all of my anxieties and the minute the lights go off, they replay in my mind. This is amplified a million times when my husband is away at work. And yup, my husband is away at work at the moment. Mr Bee if you are reading this, yes Im dying to see you, but I also cant wait for you to come home so I can get a bloody good nights sleep. This is what happened last night.
8.45pm
Check all doors and windows are shut. Even that window that I cant reach without a stool and I havent actually opened since we moved in (5 years ago). Safety first.
9pm
Go to bed. Yep, I know this is astonishingly early, but I find I can sleep better if it isnt that dark outside. I know I am weirdo. Dont judge, because this blog post gets worse.
9.05pm
Did I shut that window? Yes, yes I did. Now go to sleep Laura.
9.10pm
I forgot the safety gates. I shut both the bottom and top safety gates on the stairs. Because everyone knows a burglar wouldnt be able to undo the gates. Safety first.
9.30pm
Cant get to sleep.
9.45pm
Its getting quite dark. I should go to sleep now.
10pm
I might just think of my escape plan if there was a fire. I think I would throw Pablo the dog out of the window first. Would that break his legs? Maybe. Maybe I would throw a mattress out first. Would my mattress fit out of the window? No. I would throw my daughters toddler bed mattress out of the window first, then throw the dog and then jump out with my daughter on my back and hope I land on my feet.
10.10pm
Stop thinking of stupid scenarios and go to sleep.
10.15pm
In case of a burglar, I would lock myself into my daughters bathroom with my daughter and ring the police. What about the dog? Could he defend himself? No, he might be used as a hostage by the burglar. I will take the dog and daughter with me. And my mobile phone.
10.20pm
Go to sleep.
10.25pm
No, I think I might just try and climb down the drainpipe. Would the drainpipe take my weight? Would my arms even take my own weight? What about the dog? Id have to throw the mattress out of the window first.
10.30pm
Bloody hell I am weird. Now go to sleep.
11pm
Its too dark. I think I might leave the en-suite light on. Any potential burglars/hostage takers/murderers will think someones awake and wont come in.
11.15pm
No, the lights too bright. Ill turn it off and just go asleep. Adults dont think such stupid thoughts. I am an idiot.
11.30pm
I think I need the light on. Its too dark. Maybe I will just put my bedside light on for a little while.
12am
What was that noise? (Put all lights on and completely wake self up. Return to bed).
12.15am
Ill just have a run through of fire and hostage situations so I know what to do.
12.30am
Start to doze.
1.30am
What was the noise? (All lights go on). No, now I cant hear it.
1.45am
What was that noise? (All lights go on). No, now I cant hear it.
2am
Its a bloody dog barking. Who puts their dog out at 2am and lets it bark!!!! At least all potential burglars will be deterred from the stupid barking dog.
4am
Awoken by the milkman (hes not in the house or anything, I can hear his cart on the street). Why does his stupid cart have to be so loud. I just want to sleep. But on the plus side burglars wont be hanging about outside as the milkmans doing his round.
4.15am
Its starting to get lighter and I am really tired...fall asleep....
5.30am
Bang at the door. "Morning mum!!! Wake up! Wake up!!! Im hungry and I need a wee!!!!". ARGHHHHHHH!!!!
I wish I could laugh along and say that this example is a little joke. The sad thing is, it actually happened and I have a feeling will happen until my husbands return. I am sharing it in the vain hope other people out there feel the same way when they are home alone. Or maybe its just me. I am also sharing it under the premise that no-one calls me a weirdo - I really dont need that pointing out to me. As I said, its like the lights go out and my imagination runs wild. But dont feel too sorry for me, I think I am used to it now. I have a really great concealer and escape scenarios planned for a zombie attack, earthquake and street riot if you are interested.
Anyway, comments are always welcome below (remember no name calling), and thanks for reading,
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